I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
