WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Four minutes until I can fart!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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