Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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