The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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