I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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