I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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