I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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