Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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