I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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