Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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