I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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