I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
