She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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