Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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