"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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