the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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