youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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