You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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