I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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