Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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