It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He has the fingertips of a God
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