Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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