That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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