well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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