so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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