WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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