so that wasnt chicken after all
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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