Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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