I must be too annoying 4 u.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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