Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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