So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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