Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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