That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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