You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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