Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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