she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Did I show you my penis last night?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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