Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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