is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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