i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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