I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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