If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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