I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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