My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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