i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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