: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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