That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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