so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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