I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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