Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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