I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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