So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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