I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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