erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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