If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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