dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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