is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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